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A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”