Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...