A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...