What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...