Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...