Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...