Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...