What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...