Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...