Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!