DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!