Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...