Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...