Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
A little corporate humor
A little corporate humor———————-I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
Men – Ya just can’t win!
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...