Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...