11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.