How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...