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Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...