Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...