Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...