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Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.