Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...