Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...