Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...