5 drinks
A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...