Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John