Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...