What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...