Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...