Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...