Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...