It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...