Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...