Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...