Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...