Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...