Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...