Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...