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This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
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37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
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There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
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12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
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