Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...