Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...