There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...