Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...