Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...