Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...