Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...