Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.