GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!