Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.