Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Male Stages of Life
Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...